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Tactical Gear Junkie  |  SKU: BANNER_FUCKETH_ABOUT_TGJ  |  UPC: 82425378

Fucketh About And Findeth Out / US Flag - 3'x5' - TGJ Wall Banner 0.5 oz

Sale price $19.99 USD Regular price $24.99
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3' x 5' single-sided Olive Drab/Black US flag wall banner with historical parody graphic, grommets, and profanity/patriotic review.

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FUCKETH ABOUT AND FINDETH OUT — 3’ x 5’ WALL BANNER

This isn’t art. It’s a historical reminder.

Featuring G.W., this banner delivers an old-world warning in modern language. No flowery speeches. No polite explanations. Just the timeless truth that actions have consequences — and they always have.

FUCKETH ABOUT AND FINDETH OUT isn’t a suggestion. It’s a principle. One that predates feelings, excuses, and internet outrage. Washington didn’t ask permission, didn’t tolerate nonsense, and sure as hell didn’t back down when tested. This banner carries that same energy.

Measuring 3 feet by 5 feet and finished with metal grommets on all corners, it’s built to hang loud and proud in garages, shops, gyms, ranges, offices, or anywhere respect is earned, not requested.

Not inspirational.
Not polite.
Just historical consequences — displayed clearly and unapologetically.

 

Details:

  • Size: 3 ft x 5 ft
  • Design: Olive Drab & Black US Flag
  • Single-sided print
  • Features our iconic “Fucketh About and Findeth Out” patch graphic on the right-hand side
  • Durable material, made for indoor or outdoor display
  • Reinforced grommets on the left side (top and bottom)

 

Why You’ll Love It:
This isn’t just a flag—it’s a statement of grit, respect, and warning. Fly it with pride, or gift it to someone who’s earned their stripes the hard way.

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