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Tactical Gear Junkie

(📦 476 products available)

Tactical Gear Junkie offers a large selection of morale patches, novelty patches, tactical-themed designs, stickers, and gear personalization items. This collection includes bold humor, veteran-style designs, field patches, and personality-driven artwork for bags, vests, jackets, patch panels, and loadouts.

Because this collection includes a wide range of tones, from clean field designs to adult humor, customers should review each product image and title before ordering. Choose patches based on size, backing type, design style, and where the patch will be displayed.
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  • Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch, alternate view 2
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    Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch

    114 available
    $9.99 USD
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  • Consider This A Fucking Warning Pigeon - 3.5 inch Round Patch Consider This A Fucking Warning Pigeon - 3.5 inch Round Patch, alternate view 2
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    Consider This A Fucking Warning Pigeon - 3.5 inch Round Patch

    7387 available
    $6.29 USD $8.99
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  • Rub Some Dirt On It - 2x3 Patch in Black Rub Some Dirt On It - 2x3 Patch in Black w/ Red, alternate view 2
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    Rub Some Dirt On It - 2x3 Patch

    🎨 6 colors available

    $7.34 USD
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  • Killdozer PVC Patch - 2x4 inches, Full Color & OD Green: Unreasonable Acts by Reasonable Men Killdozer PVC Patch - 2x4 inches, Full Color & OD Green: Unreasonable Acts by Reasonable Men in Olive Drab, alternate view 2
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    Killdozer PVC Patch - 2x4 inches, Full Color & OD Green: Unreasonable Acts by Reasonable Men

    🎨 2 colors available

    $9.44 USD
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  • The Goonies Never Say Die! - 2x3 PVC Patch HEY YOU GUYS! The Goonies Never Say Die! - 2x3 PVC Patch HEY YOU GUYS!, alternate view 2
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    The Goonies Never Say Die! - 2x3 PVC Patch HEY YOU GUYS!

    $7.34 USD $9.99
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  • K9 Dog Canine Skull US Flag - 3x3.5 PVC Patch COLOR or GLOW IN THE DARK in Full Color K9 Dog Canine Skull US Flag - 3x3.5 PVC Patch COLOR or GLOW IN THE DARK, alternate view 2
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    K9 Dog Canine Skull US Flag - 3x3.5 PVC Patch COLOR or GLOW IN THE DARK

    🎨 2 colors available

    From $5.24 USD $7.99
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  • Space Force - 4x2.5 inch PVC Patch
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    Space Force - 4x2.5 inch PVC Patch

    Very low stock (1 available)
    $10.49 USD
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  • Squatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 Patch in Black Squatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 Patch in Coyote Brown, alternate view 2
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    Squatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 Patch

    🎨 4 colors available

    $8.39 USD
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  • Tactical Gear Junkie Zombie Hand Grenade 3.5 Inch Sticker
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    Zombie Hand Grenade - 3.5 in. tall sticker

    36 available
    $4.15 USD
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  • Rizz 'Em With The 'Tism Playful Unique Gen Z Style Embroidered Patch - 2x3 inches in Black Rizz 'Em With The 'Tism Playful Unique Gen Z Style Embroidered Patch - 2x3 inches in Black w/Red, alternate view 2
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    Rizz 'Em With The 'Tism Playful Unique Gen Z Style Embroidered Patch - 2x3 inches

    🎨 5 colors available

    $8.99 USD
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  • US Flag - 2x3 - Multicam Black w/ Olive Drab, Left Face (Forward) US Flag - 2x3 - Multicam Black w/ Olive Drab, Right Face (Reverse), alternate view 2
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    US Flag - 2x3 - Multicam Black w/ Olive Drab

    $6.61 USD $7.34
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  • US Flag - 2x3 Patch - Black w/ Hot Pink, Left Face (Forward) US Flag - 2x3 Patch - Black w/ Hot Pink, Right Face (Reverse), alternate view 2
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    US Flag - 2x3 Patch - Black w/ Hot Pink

    $6.61 USD $7.34
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  • But Did You Die? - 2x3 Patch in Black But Did You Die? - 2x3 Patch in Black w/ Red, alternate view 2
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    But Did You Die? - 2x3 Patch

    🎨 6 colors available

    From $6.29 USD $6.99
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  • Oh Shit I Forgot About Dre - 2x3 Patch in Black Oh Shit I Forgot About Dre - 2x3 Patch in Black w/ Red, alternate view 2
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    Oh Shit I Forgot About Dre - 2x3 Patch

    🎨 6 colors available

    $7.34 USD
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  • Confusion and Chaos My Job Here Is Done - 2x3 Patch in Black Confusion and Chaos My Job Here Is Done - 2x3 Patch in Coyote Brown, alternate view 2
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    Confusion and Chaos My Job Here Is Done - 2x3 Patch

    🎨 4 colors available

    $5.87 USD
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  • Blue Falcon - 2x3 Patch in Black Blue Falcon - 2x3 Patch in Black w/ Red, alternate view 2
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    Blue Falcon - 2x3 Patch

    🎨 6 colors available

    $8.39 USD
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  • Ouch Pouch - 2x3 Patch in Black Ouch Pouch - 2x3 Patch in Black w/ Red, alternate view 2
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    Ouch Pouch - 2x3 Patch

    🎨 6 colors available

    $7.34 USD
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  • Laser Cut Reflective Edward Teach Blackbeard Pirate Flag- 2x3 CORDURA® Patch Black Beard in Black CORDURA® Laser Cut Reflective Edward Teach Blackbeard Pirate Flag- 2x3 CORDURA® Patch Black Beard in Coyote Brown CORDURA®
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    Laser Cut Reflective Edward Teach Blackbeard Pirate Flag- 2x3 CORDURA® Patch Black Beard

    🎨 14 colors available

    $8.66 USD
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  • WARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch in Black WARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch in Coyote Brown, alternate view 2
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    WARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch

    🎨 6 colors available

    $7.34 USD
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  • I Hate Everyone Equally - 2x3 Patch in Black I Hate Everyone Equally - 2x3 Patch in Black w/ Red, alternate view 2
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    I Hate Everyone Equally - 2x3 Patch

    🎨 6 colors available

    $7.34 USD
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  • Mjölnir Thor's Hammer Norse Viking - 2.5x3 PVC Patch - Multiple Colors in White Mjölnir Thor's Hammer Norse Viking - 2.5x3 PVC Patch - Multiple Colors in Olive Drab w/ Black, alternate view 2
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    Mjölnir Thor's Hammer Norse Viking - 2.5x3 PVC Patch - Multiple Colors

    🎨 3 colors available

    From $7.34 USD $8.99
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  • 18'' x 24'' - Tactical Patch Mat in Black CORDURA® 18'' x 24'' - Tactical Patch Mat in Coyote Brown CORDURA®, alternate view 2
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    18'' x 24'' - Tactical Patch Mat

    🎨 6 colors available

    From $26.24 USD
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  • Improvise Adapt Overcome - 2x3 Patch in Black Improvise Adapt Overcome - 2x3 Patch in Black w/ Red, alternate view 2
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    Improvise Adapt Overcome - 2x3 Patch

    🎨 6 colors available

    $7.34 USD
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  • US Flag - 2x3 Patch - Coyote Brown w/ Black, Left Face (Forward) US Flag - 2x3 Patch - Coyote Brown w/ Black, Right Face (Reverse), alternate view 2
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    US Flag - 2x3 Patch - Coyote Brown w/ Black

    $6.29 USD $7.34
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Tactical Gear Junkie FAQs

What does Tactical Gear Junkie sell?

Tactical Gear Junkie sells morale patches, tactical patches, novelty designs, stickers, and gear personalization accessories. The collection includes a wide mix of humor, attitude, and field-ready patch designs.

Where can I use morale patches?

Morale patches can be used on compatible hook-and-loop panels, plate carriers, chest rigs, backpacks, jackets, hats, gear bags, and patch walls. Check the patch size and backing style before buying.

Should I review patch designs before ordering?

Yes. Some designs use adult humor, crude language, or bold themes, so review the product image and title to make sure the patch fits where and how you plan to use it.

Tactical Gear Junkie Morale Patches and Tactical Stickers

Shop Tactical Gear Junkie morale patches, tactical patches, novelty designs, and gear personalization accessories.

Tactical Gear Junkie offers a large selection of morale patches, novelty patches, tactical-themed designs, stickers, and gear personalization items. This collection includes bold humor, veteran-style designs, field patches, and personality-driven artwork for bags, vests, jackets, patch panels, and loadouts.Because this collection includes a wide range of tones, from clean field designs to adult humor, customers should review each product image and title before ordering. Choose patches based on size, backing type, design style, and where the patch will be displayed.
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